we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
hey, we’re barely acquaintances and this is borderline schizophrenic, but here’s a set of sequential integers so perchance we’ll engage in telephonic discourse
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
that awkward moment when you and a frost giant realize you’re a frost giant.
For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…
I need feminism because J.K. Rowling, amazingly successful author of the Harry Potter series, was advised to use her initials instead of er full name so that her books might sell to a wider market; namely, to boys who, presumably, would not have read something written by a female.
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG